omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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