you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
