I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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