did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
are you so shy because you have an std?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
