is your mom at the bar?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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