I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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