why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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