did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am mentally ready for anal.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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