i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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