fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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