I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
