he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Houston, we have a blender
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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