Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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