Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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