i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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