Your face is a jimmy john
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
