NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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