I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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