so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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