I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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