they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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