If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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