can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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