hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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