Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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