Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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