ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
