Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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