I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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