We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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