Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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