I want to have your abortion
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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