I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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