you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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