and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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