Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize