ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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