I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He shit in the fireplace
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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