i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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