Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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