Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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