kristin has been a bad kristin
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
3pm strippers are depressing
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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