After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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