I didn't shave. On purpose
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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