Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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