Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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