Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
false alarm. still invincible.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
