omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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