Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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