Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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