garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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