Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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