we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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